Fun 40th birthday jokes for your loved one or that special someone who is about to turn that significant birthday age. Here are some awesome jokes you can tell to your 40th birthday star or have a game where you all each tell a great joke as the expense of the birthday star.
40 It's all a big joke until it happens to you.
The new and improved 40 year old- yeah right!
Confuscious says, "Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you when you least expect it."
Turning 40 is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.
It was reported recently that at the age of 20,
men say they have sex at least 5 times a week. By the time they reach
40, they're still telling the same lie.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. -Charles Schulz
The best years of a woman's life are the ten years
between 39 and 40.
"You know what they say about your 40th birthday?" and in the follow up message send "Damn!"
A wife wanted to surprise her husban for his 40 b-day and planned a
surprise party of about 20. Now the man went by a small resturant on
his way home and saw, "mom's hommade beans" Because he has such a gas
problem. he promised his wife he would always refrain form his ultimate
favorite meal. Well he thought he had quite a few miles to go before he
got home so what the heck, one bowl wouldn't hurt. But resist he could
not. He ate 4 bowls of beans. Still reassured he could get this gas
out before he got home. When he arrived, his wife put a blindfold on
him so he couldn't see the guest that had arrived. She sat him at the
dinning room table and the urge to let out his gas was horrible, but he
held it in so as not to offend his wife to whom this was so
disgustiing.; While sitting at the table, the phone rang. Now he
thought he would get one out. He ripped away and the smell was horrible
so he fanned it. again, the let out another and it sounded like it
ripped the seat cushion. He fanned again. He still heard his wife on
the phone so he thougth he was safe. rrrrrrump. this was really bad so
he fanned extra hard.. Finally he heard his wife get off the phone. and
by now hte smell was gone. She came in and told him she had a special
surprise and removed the blind fold. there at the table were 20 of his
friends, his boss, some co-workers and his mother and father-in-law.
SURPRISE!!!! by Memere from UK answers.yahoo
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off that
you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder
where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
Feel free to add to your 40th birthday jokes at the bottom of the page.
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