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60th Birthday Quotes

60th Birthday Quotes for those who are having that special birthday. Great quotes from the funny to the straightforward and wise. Do check out the funny birthday quotes for 50 year olds and also the Famous Birthday Quotes for any great birthday.

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Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty. - Ellen Glasgow

After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head. - Washington Irving

Looking fifty is great... if you're sixty. - Joan Rivers

At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterward he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors. - Jay Leno

Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools. - George Chapman

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. - Abe Lemons

I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. - George Carlin

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
- Bennett Cerf

When I passed forty I dropped pretense, 'cause men like women who got some sense.
Maya Angelou

Passing Time

Your skin like dawn
Mine like musk

One paints the beginning
of a certain end.

The other, the end of a
sure beginning.

Maya Angelou

Age is a matter of feeling...not of years.
- George William Curtis

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
- Leo Rosenberg

Dance as if no one were watching,
Sing as if no one were listening,
And live every day as if it were your last.
- Unknown

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
- Robert Orben

Getting old has its advantages. I can no longer read the bathroom scale.
- Brad Schreiber

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
- Robert Orben

We grow neither better nor worse as we get old, but more like ourselves.
- May Lamberton Becker

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn

One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
Pablo Picasso

60th Birthday Slogans

I'm not 60, I'm 59.95, plus tax!

After Sixty everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!

It took me 60 years to look like this


Damn I make 60 look good

60 is the new 50

60 aged to perfection

Oh crap I'm Sixty years old

Celebrating 60 years of me

Admit it I look hot for 60

60 but still a kid inside

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