60th Birthday Quotes for those who are having that special birthday. Great quotes from the funny to the straightforward and wise. Do check out the funny birthday quotes for 50 year olds and also the Famous Birthday Quotes for any great birthday.
Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty. - Ellen Glasgow
After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head. - Washington Irving
Looking fifty is great... if you're sixty. - Joan Rivers
At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterward he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors. - Jay Leno
Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools. - George Chapman
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. - Abe Lemons
I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. - George Carlin
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
- Bennett Cerf
When I passed forty I dropped pretense, 'cause men like women
who got some sense.
Your skin like dawn
Mine like musk
One paints the beginning
of a certain end.
The other, the end of a
Age is a matter of feeling...not of years.
- George William Curtis
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
- Leo Rosenberg
Dance as if no one were watching,
Sing as if no one were listening,
And live every day as if it were your last.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
- Robert Orben
Getting old has its advantages. I can no longer read the bathroom scale.
- Brad Schreiber
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
- Robert Orben
We grow neither better nor worse as we get old, but more like ourselves.
- May Lamberton Becker
For all the advances in medicine, there is still
no cure for the common birthday.
One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is
60th Birthday Slogans
I'm not 60, I'm 59.95, plus tax!
After Sixty everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!
It took me 60 years to look like this
Damn I make 60 look good
60 is the new 50
60 aged to perfection
Oh crap I'm Sixty years old
Celebrating 60 years of me
Admit it I look hot for 60
60 but still a kid inside
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