Funny 50th birthday quotes for you loved one to use on cards or even on the cake. Much hilarity from you to them. These quotes are from the famous to anon. All of them great to use for your loved one who is turning 50 or even your self. Also take a look at the 50th Birthday quotes for cakes as well, these are funny.
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"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two."
~ Sir Norman Wisdom
These funny 50th birthday quotes are from well known people from writing, singing to science, enjoy...
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
~ John P. Grier
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
~ Billie Burke
“Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.”
~ Georges Clemenceau
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
~ Ogden Nash
The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.
~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
~ Charles Schultz
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
~ Fred Astaire
At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
~ George Orwell
Looking fifty is great--if you're sixty.~ Joan Rivers
From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents.
From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks.
From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality.
From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.
~ Sophie Tucker
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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
~ Don Marquis
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
~ R. C. Ferguson
Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.
George William Curtis,
Live out of your imagination instead of out of your memory.
I want to be an artist
To paint pictures just for you,
So when each birthday comes around,
I can send you quite a few.
An old man loved is winter with flowers. – German proverb
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it.
You are only as old as you act!
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
These funny 50th birthday quotes are fun to share.
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It took me 50 years to look like this
Damn I make 50 look good
50 is the new 40
50 aged to perfection
Oh crap I'm Fifty years old
Celebrating 50 years of me
Admit it I look hot for 50
50 but still a kid inside
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